Hot Pirate – pimped by Mimi Sebastian
He’s got swagger, cannons, says stuff like “Me pearl o woman ware,” and rocks the eyeliner. He can sweep you off your feet swinging from a rat line. He’s the pirate hero exemplified here by Colin O’Donoghue who plays Hook on Once Upon a Time. Pirates are original bad boys, that is until they’ve met the woman who steals their heart. So take to the seas, watch the setting sun paint the sky orange-red from the deck, oh, but you won’t really notice because your pirate captain has just thrown you over his shoulder and taken you to his cabin with some ravaging in mind!
And the winner of the $10 Amazon gift card, drawn randomly from all commenters throughout the Tournament of Hotties, is Jen S.! (Check your email, Jen, for your gift card)
Thanks to everyone who participated in March Man-ness. Here’s one last Hottie Parade to last you until next time!